The days of the internet as an actual useful tool are numbered; the only question is what takes its place.
Okay, obviously, I’m talking about so-called Artificial Intelligence
and its viral (read:
cancerous, disease-like) spread into every thing, regardless of whether anyone asked for it.
Despite being the cultural and economic descendant of cryptocurrency, it’s actually managed to
catch on, but it’s this catching on that will kill the way that we have learned to find knowledge and
operate socially since the turn of the century.
Many think this will go away. I do not.
Tech death, but not the cool kind
The internet is already over if you use it as a small collection of platforms
as most people do.
If you let Meta née Facebook or Alphabet née Google decide what to put in front of you, it’s all
awful. Seriously, go to youtube.com/shorts right now to see
what the most powerful organizations in history exist to provide. (I’m not even specifically talking about
machine-generated content here. I’m also talking about the shit that real people make to appeal to algorithms,
including clickbait titles and dumbass thumbnails.) It’s also worth mentioning that by design, these platforms don’t
give you what you want, but rather just enough of what you want just often enough to keep you coming back. This is the tech that’s
propping up the economy right now.
(The comparison of the modern internet to Skinner boxes
isn’t new, but it is central to the larger trend towards user-hostility.)
You may believe your choice of platform isolates you from these practices, because it’s made up of people you’ve specifically friended or followed. It does not. You may be there for those people, but platforms insert this content anyway. Even if you try to avoid it, you’ve seen people you know sharing this garbage inserted into their feeds, selected by algo-committee to increase Time On Platform and other Key Business Metrics. (A common experience is that this happens most with older family members.) So yeah, if you use the internet this way, it’s already dead.
This is also becoming true everywhere else. See the capital-i Internet’s original purpose as a research tool.
Do an internet search for something you don’t know much about: kangaroo enclosures, the history of schnapps,
Moldovan food, whatever. Your first result is a summary
made of your search results digested and reconstituted
into a semantically approximate word slurry, and everything after that is probably just garbage listicles made by
similar algorithms from similar datasets. (I say probably
because there might be a Wikipedia article, but how
long will those be any good when everything else is like this?) And god help you if you try to research some
product before buying it.
So, no matter if you view the internet as a form of entertainment, a library, or something in between, it’s now
just a shambling corpse—one that doesn’t even know it’s dead, but its festering threatens to infect everything
else. Dynamic pricing,
replacing HR with chatbots,
and on and on: the internet pipes that used to provide value are increasingly awash with litter and disease, as the
elites swear it’s the future while mashing the more litter faster
button, and what do you know they also just
happen to own the litter production machines!
It’s the future, by the way
My key point is that we don’t need to reach a point where everything you see is soulless filler. We just need to reach a point where anything could be and you can’t always tell the difference. How could you trust anything you see after that point? Why bother trying to?
Let’s be clear about one thing: the internet, as most people have used it for the past fifteen to twenty years, is a pretense. It’s set dressing for ad space. Much of the internet was already Skinner box garbage, but between the attempts to manipulate you out of your money you could at least find what you wanted. How long is it until any piece of non-ad content could plausibly have been generated with no human interaction whatsoever? I think that point is in the past now. There was a time where I thought it would never be achieved, but in the past month or two I’ve actually caught myself not being able to tell if something is AI. Small things, mind you—a voiceover here, a stock photo there—but it’s enough to make everything suspect. Just as one bad fruit often can mean the whole bunch is bad, the existence of this anywhere putrefies the internet everywhere.
I expect to be disregarded with: AI is an economic bubble, and when it pops, the incentive to use it is gone.
Yes, it certainly is a bubble, and yes, there will be a huge movement of investment away from the space. Usage
prices will skyrocket as companies give up on trying to incentivize new users to join, causing an exodus by old
users and an evaporation of new ones. But critically, while the user numbers will crater, they won’t go to
zero—those costs will just be shifted upmarket to huge political committees, advertising agencies, etc, who
will just run models themselves if they don’t want to pay a subscription for it. Further, the technology
isn’t going anywhere — the algorithms and GPUs already exist, perfectly optimized to turn electrical energy
into garbage to trick your parents. This is where I think AI diverges from prior tech grifts like cryptocurrency
and the metaverse. Crypto is a semi-enclosed system; it’s an insular network of scammers pretending that their fake
money is real money, so they can cash out when someone new falls for it. But AI-generated dogshit can now be anything
on the internet, anywhere, and it’s only going to get harder to tell real from fake.
What do we do?
I don’t know, man.
Can we honestly trust anything anymore except other people we are literally talking to? Are we supposed to take our faith away from what we see online and put it back into traditional institutions?
When I first started thinking about this, I saw hope in a return to print media as a reliable source of information; because creation and distribution of books isn’t basically free, unlike content™ on a platform™, presses and publishers actually face some market pressure to produce something worth more than the paper it’s on. I’m not so sure anymore. Those companies are still companies, and all companies inevitably run in the same race to the bottom of cost-cutting. The word machine only has to produce text convincing enough for a non-expert to part with their money, and such text has no ongoing royalties to pay a human author. There is the cost of the machine regurgitating the word slurry, but I presume that would still be less than paying humans a living wage for writing, editing, typesetting, and graphic design.
I don’t think this is a problem that has a solution. I think we are on a ship that is sinking. So, I’m trying to make my internet smaller. I’m trying to build my own little piece of it right here. I’m trying to avoid feeds entirely and spend more time with other people. I’m trying to be more creative, experience more creative works, and spend more time around people doing the same. There are a few people I still genuinely want to see output from online, but that’s all that’s really keeping me on something like Youtube.
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